Sardar Returns............

Sardar declares: .. I will never marry in my life &. . . ..I'll give same advice to my children also. . . .. . ===== A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ===== Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 2 ltr. ===== Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!... ===== Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab, He wanted to save money so,, what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.. ===== One tourist from U.S.A asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!! ===== Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. ===== 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ===== Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him. ====== Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote the conclusion.......  "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" ===== 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760!!!.... ====== A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati..... Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : Liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ? ? ? ALL WERE SARDARS......... =====  Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India ... Boss: which part? Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .