Singh IS KING

Singh IS KING Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR ********* Manager asked to sardar at an interview.  Can you spell a word that has more than 15 letters in it? Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. ******** After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me ??? ??? ??? ??? Are you a foreigner? ******** One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ******** Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. ******* When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. ******** Interviewer: just imagine you arein 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! *********** Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab.. Boss: which part? Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. ******** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ******** Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. ********* Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ********* Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. ******** At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ********** Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio! ********* In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ...... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ********* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child